Books by Josh Litton

Are you tired of stuff that doesn’t last? Nothing stands the test of time like a great book. And you’re in luck—because I’m here to give you THE BEST in success satire, political satire, and adventures in the absurd.

Think of these books, every one of them, as your gateway to a new world. Set sail with new thoughts, new actions, new realities. Your elevation to a higher station for universal domination awaits! I’ve got it all here. The book collection of the ages. The final word. Everything you need to cure boredom, defeat stupidity, and become the hominid you always wanted to be. Chart your journey to the stars—and beyond—with these amazing books that Literary Menagerie has called “a slinging together of words that one might resort to reading if marooned on an island trying to whittle away time or life.” I couldn’t agree more.

Charles E. Boles, Wild West outlaw and stagecoach robber better known as Black Bart, disappeared on February 28, 1888. Most people say that he was never heard from again. One of the most successful outlaws in the Wild West, Black Bart left behind more than two dozen successful stagecoach robberies, though never laying a finger on any of his victims. He also left two known poems, each deposited at a different robbery. And yet mysteries remain. For one, the many theories and rumors surrounding Black Bart's disappearance have done nothing to resolve it. More mysterious still: in the 1980s a box of more than seventy poems was discovered in an archive near Oroville, California. Careful examination of the poems, along with handwriting analysis, revealed that the box contained what was reputed to be the lost poetry of Black Bart. The box and poems were later returned to that dark vault, where they sat untouched for nearly thirty years, hidden from the world...until now. Presented here for the first time in history, unabridged, The Further Poetry of Black Bart. A work so incredible, it's almost impossible to believe.... What remains to be seen is your verdict. Whether these poems come from the pen of the outlaw Black Bart, only time will tell. And only you can decide.

In this first adventure of Sir Windfluff Longpipe, the ever-phallic Sir Windfluff is commissioned by King Fartfurlius to rescue his Queen, lady Va Gina, from the clutches of an evil warlock. With lady Va Gina being held captive in a tall tower, will Sir Windfluff rise to the occasion and penetrate the depths of this crisis to save the day? Phallic intrigue, lust, adventure, and passion combine in this glandular recollection in high-toned and magnificent style that Literary Menagerie calls, "A perverse manifestation of sophomoric expression and juvenile lusts."